rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

venomluke:

This moment will go down in history

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

lukes-arctic-bird:

escape-the-fanzone:

Ashton flashing again

Why is he wearing a bandanna AND  a snapback? Ashton………CHILL

lukes-arctic-bird:

escape-the-fanzone:

Ashton flashing again

Why is he wearing a bandanna AND  a snapback? Ashton………CHILL

I nominate lolcliffoconda for funniest blogger
Anonymous

stonedcashton:

Reblog/Like for lolcliffoconda to win funniest blogger !

Blog awards

Friend: you should watch this show.
Me: is it on Netflix?

mcporno:

hello i’d like to hire an assassin? yes the target is me please murder me

slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

"

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

"
-

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

coconutoil-stan:

basically 

ouizayn:

IM NOT READY

ouizayn:

IM NOT READY